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Your grandmother's needlepoint sampler, if she'd finally had enough. Our F*ck Off Retro Socks serve up strawberries, cherries, mushrooms, and groovy little flowers in a glorious patchwork of pink, orange, and red. Tucked between all that vintage sweetness? A very politely embroidered FCK OFF. It's giving 1970s kitchen wallpaper meets a woman who's no longer interested in being agreeable. Sugar and spice, with a few choice words.
Our cotton crew socks are made from the softest cotton with long combed fibers for a luxurious hand feel. The heel, toe, and cuff are reinforced for durability, and made following the highest ethical, labor, and environmental standards.
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